Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
