and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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