Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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