You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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