We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Pooping to opera.
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