shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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