He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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