the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
we should paint friendship bongs
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