Quick, to the slutcave!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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