Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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