Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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