I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
where are my eyebrows?
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