Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
