So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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