STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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