You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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