Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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