i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
