some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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