i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We need a shit load of segways right now
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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