Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Randomize
