Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Holy sore nipples Batman
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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