we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
