I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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