Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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