It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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