We won't sleep together?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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