she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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