During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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