I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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