My brain says no but my pants say off.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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