Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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