is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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