i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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