I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
MIDGETS
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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