awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Randomize
