This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
