Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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