dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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