Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I love having hate sex.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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