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Did you hit it?

(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?

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(972): View more from Texas

It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old

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(949): View more from California

you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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(716): View more from New York

i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.

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(231): View more from Michigan

You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.

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