I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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