is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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