What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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