ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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