You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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