Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I will pee on everything he values.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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