As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
whose parrot is this?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
