SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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