I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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