Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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